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Nobel Affection

Why are you jerking off to idiot farm girls on onlyfans when you have sexy pictures of your wife

cause they're mixed into a google photos account of 50,000+ other not-sexy pictures

Pay me $30. Without human involvement the sexiest 100 nudes of your wife will found, printed, delivered to your door.

How It Works

  1. Sign up with google. Grant me access to your google photos library.
  2. I've got an AI that can detect "nudity", "sexy", and "the same face"
  3. The AI scans up to 200,000 pictures and finds the "sexiest nudes of your wife"
  4. Approve the batch and I print them.
  5. My printer is in a dark room. I load the envelopes blind folded.
  6. You can stop jerking it to idiot farm girls on onlyfans
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